[License: no harming to Israel(ites)] Gabriel, gever elf – Founder of great Nibiria – a-koen ha-gadol goy changing his nationality to Elf – the angel of the Laodiceans, a former Evangelical who was not fed and therefore is no longer a Evangelical, the smartest human in known History, waiting for a flight of the time machine… Later addition: Elochim repented, therefore I will teach you. Now is the end of the curse period, the LORD is going to bless Israel.

Category: Russia

  • Is my mother the Hitler?

    I noticed long time ago that the psychiatric state of my mother seems to be similar to the state of Hitler. Sadly, my mother wasn’t hospitalized. Her political views expressed by words like “Execute everybody!” and similar are also very much similar to ones of Hitler. Instead of being hospitalized she, being rather a good […]

  • If Russian mafia attack an IT-expert sent by God, a possible scenario

    A comical scenario that I consider among possible variants: the Fiverr seller contacted Russian mafia to outsource his work further. Mafia turned it on and their overloaded servers made a powerplant here in Ashkelon to make noise (isn’t it the noise I heard that day?) The seller asked the mafia to turn it off after […]

  • Development of Global Destruction Technology – One more Caribbean crisis this year

    While I was in Russia, I was called by Torah to be a missionary in an African country (the description matches Tanzania). Now when I discovered a higher level of religion, the old religion (including Judaism and Christianity) became a silly nonsense for me. God called me to show extreme silliness of my religion: If […]

  • Magic of the Jewish pig Beni and koen

    I now live in baal Beni’s apartment. Because of troubles with the computer, I could not withdraw money on-time to pay for housing, it seems that the payment is delayed for one day and this non-human decided to evict me (my broker however stood up for me, so today I have not yet been evicted […]

  • What is real liberal?

    Real liberal is one who has applying violence on the millionth place in his ToDo list.

  • How the civilization was destroyed

    The Bible says that it will end bad if the brothers don’t feed a fellow. But the Bible seemed to be silent, not explained what one not feed (but survived) himself should do. So, when I suffered extreme hunger and was not feed (by my prayers the wind brought me 10 rubles after I asked […]

  • I am a failed Messiah

    In 1997, then I was 17 years old, I go superpowers (like superman or spiderman but real): When I squeezed steel in my hands, it melted. I broke concrete walls and beat flame from air by a flap of my hand. I often kept things in air near my hand instead of holding in my […]

  • Language drift is one of the biggest problems of Russia

    One of the biggest problems of Russia is language drift: To explain I will tell how it happened: Russian tsar and his friends decided to hire “great writers” so hat they would use figurative speech so much extensively that the original meaning of words would be forgotten. “Great writers” were greatly advertised and the past […]

  • An ancient Russian Orthodox prophecy accomplished

    An ancient Russian Orthodox prophecy (I remember for sure that such a prophecy exists, but I can’t find it in Internet, please comment with a reference.) says that the world will die as a result of forcibly parting ways of a loving couple of a man and a woman. It accomplished this way: I was […]

  • How $50 Trillion Were Stolen

    There were stolen about $50 trillion of value. First consider a hypothetical situation: What if we somehow lose group theory? Group theory is kinda half of mathematics. More precisely, it is kinda a foundation of kinda like half of modern mathematics. If you get any modern math research (or a serious textbook), the I estimated […]