[License: no harming to Israel(ites)] Gabriel, gever elf – Founder of great Nibiria – a-koen ha-gadol goy changing his nationality to Elf – the angel of the Laodiceans, a former Evangelical who was not fed and therefore is no longer a Evangelical, the smartest human in known History, waiting for a flight of the time machine… Later addition: Elochim repented, therefore I will teach you. Now is the end of the curse period, the LORD is going to bless Israel.

Month: September 2021

  • Rabis, please discuss: Is pig kosher now?

    In Israel there were stolen $50 trillion. In your opinion, is after this pig kosher, because compared to stealing $50T eating pig is so much insignificant that it is well insignificant?

  • I am a failed Messiah

    In 1997, then I was 17 years old, I go superpowers (like superman or spiderman but real): When I squeezed steel in my hands, it melted. I broke concrete walls and beat flame from air by a flap of my hand. I often kept things in air near my hand instead of holding in my […]

  • What is my sexual orientation?

    What is my sexual orientation? Disgusting bastard, my orientation is not sexual! I am oriented to mathematics. It seems I am the only man on the Earth that has non-sexual orientation, rewrite disgusting bastard orientation science textbooks. Well, I am in a man’s body and my hardware does want a woman. Is there any woman […]

  • God does not respect sex

    In my opinion, God does not respect sex at all. Contrary to what you think, God does not respect marriage, women, homosexuals, and transsexuals. (Have you noticed that I enumerated the things that are most respected by people? People respect good, honesty, generosity, active position etc. much less than marriage and other forms of sex.) […]

  • You have a bug in your operating system

    You have a bug in your operating system: You have no API operation to send money to a given address without input.

  • Scientificism, a silly dislogic

    Scientificism, also sometimes called scientism, is the ideology that all knowledge should be scientific and hold by academia. Scientificist: All data should be got from technological measurement devices. Me: To measure a thing we need a device with a measurement arrow, to measure the position of the measurement arrow we need another device of the […]

  • Are condoms a good protection?

    Propagandist: Condoms are a very good protection against STIs. Doctors: Syphilis is transmitted also through skin touching. Propagandist: Well, I meant that syphilis can be treated by antibiotics. Scientists: Antibiotics don’t work with new brands of bacteria we “vaccinated” by giving them wrong doses of antibiotics in the past.

  • A typical legal dialogue

    Lawyer: We help everybody. Victim: I had $300 and $200 were stolen. Lawyer the service price is $2000.

  • Hearing voices

    A doctor, a politician, and a pastor went into a room. Pastor: A human should hear voice of God. Doctor: Who hears voices should be hospitalized. Politician: Freedom of religion! Doctor: Religion is a mental delusion, not a mental illness. (continuation depends on your religion)

  • What is ambivalent?

    “Ambivalent” is a word invented to hospitalize to a psychiatric hospital a human if he/she knows a scientific paradox. If I like appearance of a prostitute but dislike her STI, should I be hospitalized for being ambivalent (that’s a symptom of schizophrenia).