[License: no harming to Israel(ites)] Gabriel, gever elf – Founder of great Nibiria – a-koen ha-gadol goy changing his nationality to Elf – the angel of the Laodiceans, a former Evangelical who was not fed and therefore is no longer a Evangelical, the smartest human in known History, waiting for a flight of the time machine… Later addition: Elochim repented, therefore I will teach you. Now is the end of the curse period, the LORD is going to bless Israel.

Hearing voices

A doctor, a politician, and a pastor went into a room.

  • Pastor: A human should hear voice of God.
  • Doctor: Who hears voices should be hospitalized.
  • Politician: Freedom of religion!
  • Doctor: Religion is a mental delusion, not a mental illness.
  • (continuation depends on your religion)
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